Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Silly Little Catfish (writing circle piece 2)

There once was a catfish. He was but a young one, born about five days ago. Then along came mother catfish, who nudged Little catfish to bed. Twas his bedtime. Then along in the night, the fisherman came. With a mighty swing, he cast his line into the pond where the mother and child lived. Having no experience with fishermen, the mother investigated to see what the shiny hook was. Having no hands she bit the hook instead and within but a few seconds, Mother catfish was gone. In the morning Little catfish noticed that the pond was unusually quiet and still. His Mommy was gone. The fisherman then proceeded to catch the silly little catfish and reunite him with his mother at his house, in a fish tank.

If i had one wish. (writing circle piece)

If I had one wish I would probably wish to be a Movie star actor guy. Mostly because they make a lot of money and pretty much get anything they want. Then because of all the money I would have from being an actor, I would buy a mansion with an arcade and a movie theater, even though i have a movie theater in my current house. Any way I would also start my own charity to help the research against every type of cancer ever discovered. Then I would give more money to fighting world hunger. Then again I shouldn't think so far ahead because everyone knows that wishes are fake. But who knows it might happen and it might not.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Creative Piece 2

The Conversation
By: Elias Dorsey
 Elias: Sup
Jerry: Nm hbu
Elias: Same old same old
Jerry: dats good
Elias: Not really
Jerry: ok never mind then
Elias: Your mean
Jerry: What did i do
Elias: Your a loser
Jerry: ur gonna make me cry
Elias: GOOD
Jerry: Sob sob cry sob cry sob :'(
Elias: Haha idiot
Jerry: Ur not funny
Elias: :O *gasp*
Jerry:  JERRY FTW
Elias: ur a bully
Jerry: Ur mom's a bully
Elias: DOUBLE GASP!!!
Jerry: its ur turn to cry
Elias: too late :'(
Jerry: MUAHAHAAAH
Director: That was great. Take five.
Elias: See ya after the break!
Jerry: Okie doke. ill practice

Monday, May 16, 2011

Creative Piece


Wow. Look at you, looking at me to look at yourself. And don’t act like you weren't not confused by what I just said. You people are so full of yourself. All you do is look at yourself. Why not admire me for a change. How would you like it if you sat in one place for as long as I have, and had to look at people trying on clothes, and obsessing over themselves. Its not fun. In fact, I'm jealous. I wish I had been born a table or a window frame but noooo I had to be a reflective surface. Did you know I had dreams too? Emphasis on had. Instead of living my dream as a sailboat captain,  I'm stuck in some chicks room. Not the cleanest room I've ever seen. Also, why is there always a boy coming in through your window? Do your parents know about this mysterious man? If I had arms, legs and a mouth, I would totally tell your dad. What would happen if I did? Would you get in trouble? I would soooo love that. Considering the fact that you totally don’t care about anything if it's yours. I know you can't hear me but did you know you got some major issues? Well you do. You should see a psychologist about that. But I bet he wouldn't listen. Probably because your too whiny and annoying. Which brings me to my final point. You get whatever you want and its not fair! You think I don’t want things? Well I do. Like a scooter or maybe a nice bike. Which doesn't make sense because I don’t have limbs. Wait a second. What are you doing with that Windex and towel? NOOO. Wait. Your cleaning me! You know what, I may just be a mirror but your not that bad!