GARBOLOGY

Once upon a time there was a lone toothpick. His family was killed my the infamous Q-tip. He swore his vengeance against the Q-tip. Until one day he totally had a huge epic battle with a long green snake called aleshnashna. The victor was very unclear until the snakes head fell off. For no random reason. It just magically fell off like plop. I was all like whoa dude that was pretty dang rock-in. At that exact moment Q-tip came out and said "your coming with me" and Toothpick said nuh uh uh. Can't Touch this dun dun dun dun. dun dun. dun dun. Can't touch this. But by then he already touched it. Then they had an even epic-er battle and I was all like dude what happend and he was like. I won