Wow. Look at you, looking at me to look at yourself. And don’t act like you weren't not confused by what I just said. You people are so full of yourself. All you do is look at yourself. Why not admire me for a change. How would you like it if you sat in one place for as long as I have, and had to look at people trying on clothes, and obsessing over themselves. Its not fun. In fact, I'm jealous. I wish I had been born a table or a window frame but noooo I had to be a reflective surface. Did you know I had dreams too? Emphasis on had. Instead of living my dream as a sailboat captain, I'm stuck in some chicks room. Not the cleanest room I've ever seen. Also, why is there always a boy coming in through your window? Do your parents know about this mysterious man? If I had arms, legs and a mouth, I would totally tell your dad. What would happen if I did? Would you get in trouble? I would soooo love that. Considering the fact that you totally don’t care about anything if it's yours. I know you can't hear me but did you know you got some major issues? Well you do. You should see a psychologist about that. But I bet he wouldn't listen. Probably because your too whiny and annoying. Which brings me to my final point. You get whatever you want and its not fair! You think I don’t want things? Well I do. Like a scooter or maybe a nice bike. Which doesn't make sense because I don’t have limbs. Wait a second. What are you doing with that Windex and towel? NOOO. Wait. Your cleaning me! You know what, I may just be a mirror but your not that bad!
What a creatively fun piece to read! It would help your readers out if you did two things: give this post a more appropriate title, and put in an author's note in the beginning which explains what the post is about, or how you wrote it. Good job!
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