Dear Dallas,

            I am a pretty big greaser fan and you being the authority figure to all of the greasers, why don’t you try to come to an agreement/try to be civil with the Soc’s? I mean I know you guys are rival groups and all, but why? Has it been attempted before? Did the attempt go wrong, if it even was attempted? Also I want to find information about your New York past. What was the name of your gang in New York? Who is your arch enemy from the group known as the Soc’s? I’m asking these questions because the book doesn’t explain much about you. I would like to know a lot more about you. Mostly because of your violent past. Under the circumstances of Johhny killing a Soc even before Ponyboy, Are you proud or disappointed in him? So many questions so little time. Wait a second. I’m missing so many good questions. Well I’m almost missing them. Anyway back on track now.  Why did you move away from New York? Also, why are you so bitter? You seem like your mad at everyone, no matter if it’s a baby or a dog. No offense, but you need to take a major chill pill. Oh and one more question. Were you this bad as a kid? Did you have any siblings? What was you life as a kid? Anyway say hello to the Greaser Gang for me.

Yours truly,

 

Elias